feffery:

current emotion: i need money

fooklebookle:

colfr:

so my parents just came home from the shops and told me that they got a new toilet seat

Yes those are dolphins and shells.

But wait until you open the fucking thing

Oh yes

my parents bought a LIGHT UP TOILET SEAT

I am so fucking done

I’m jealous tbh

upgraders:

“r u a top or a bottom”

what do you mean like bunk beds or mario kart or what 

forbrightskies:

If you ever feel like you’re a bad driver remember that in the entire state of Ohio in 1895 there were only two cars on the road and the drivers of those two cars crashed into each other

pvrfecta:

I swear to god.. Every time I think of this it pisses me off so bad. OK SO HOW THE FUCK DID NO ONE AT ALLL GUESS THAT MILEY STEWART WAS HANNAH MONTANA… LIKE COME ON THEY HAVE THE SAME FACE, VOICE, LIKE WTF. IF I WORE A BLONDE WIG AND WENT UP TO MY FRIENDS I THINK THEY WOULD KNOW IT’S ME NOT BE LIKE “WAIT WAT WHO R U THO” LIKE NO.. No it just what even ugh bye.

airoehead:

yifflord:

would you rather date a person in their “RAWR :3 XD LOLOLOL TROLLED!!! .3.” phase
or drop raw onions in your eyes?